15 (plus a bonus) Dad Jokes real estate agents will love
Inman
JUNE 16, 2023
Just in time for Father's Day, Devon Broderick brings back the Dad Joke in a big way with this real estate-related compilation.
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Inman
JUNE 16, 2023
Just in time for Father's Day, Devon Broderick brings back the Dad Joke in a big way with this real estate-related compilation.
The Close
APRIL 11, 2023
Perhaps a healthy dose of real estate jokes, puns, and pick-up lines is just what the doctor ordered to get you back on track. We hope you memorize a few of these cheesy, hilarious, oh-so-true, and groan-worthy real estate jokes to tell at tomorrow’s team or client meeting. Need a little pick-me-up?
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Housing Wire
NOVEMBER 9, 2023
However, with the introduction of these new commission standards, what I really want to touch on today isn’t whether it’s a “blatant admission of guilt” or not, but rather if it’s really addressing the underlying issues in the real estate profession. I’d argue it’s not.
Housing Wire
SEPTEMBER 29, 2023
“A lot of our agents working in the suburbs of Paris were half-Portuguese or had a relative working as a real estate agent in Portugal, who was willing to join the network.” We always joke that you’ve never been to an agent’s retirement party,” Pflueger said. “We Everybody has the same opportunity for growth.”
Housing Wire
SEPTEMBER 27, 2021
the founder of the eponymous Howard Hanna Real Estate Services, died on Saturday , according to an announcement made on the brokerage’s Facebook page. “It For those of you who knew him, we hope that you will remember him fondly, including his wonderful handwritten notes and his corny jokes,” the post continued. Howard Hanna Jr.,
Housing Wire
FEBRUARY 16, 2024
RA: We joke that we’re kind of control freaks and feel we have invested in the right things. Plus, this industry is evolving, so as an entrepreneur, what better situation could I ask for than to collaborate with our family, decide on the vision to chase, and work hard together to implement that vision ?
Bigger Pockets
MAY 14, 2023
Multifamily and commercial real estate has been the butt of the joke over the past year. As mortgage rates started to rise, commercial real estate investors were hit hard, as […]
Broke Agent Media
JUNE 1, 2023
Anyway, the second thing I think about when the calendar turns to June is WHAT CONTENT can real estate agents create this month? Obviously, Father’s Day is the perfect day to share the classic “Dad thinks he’s a home inspector” joke. I’ve made so many of them that I think the joke might actually be dead at this point.
Lighter Side of Real Estate
DECEMBER 16, 2021
And, what better way to be jolly than to joke around a little bit! Here are 14 of our favorite Christmas real estate memes we’ve created over the years to help you stay top of mind while entertaining your friends, family, and past clients. 1) Remembering to hide the elf is no joke! ‘Tis the season to be jolly!
Lighter Side of Real Estate
DECEMBER 16, 2021
And, what better way to be jolly than to joke around a little bit! Here are 14 of our favorite Christmas real estate memes we’ve created over the years to help you stay top of mind while entertaining your friends, family, and past clients. 1) Remembering to hide the elf is no joke! ‘Tis the season to be jolly!
BAM Media
MAY 10, 2024
She listened to her audience’s feedback and has been posting way more real estate content…and it’s absolutely crushing. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Real Estate Media | BAM (@nowbam) First, do you notice anything about this video? It was one of our best performing Reels this week.
Lighter Side of Real Estate
OCTOBER 10, 2022
People often joke about the Internet being invented just so people could look at pictures of cats. And for agents to share real estate memes, of course!). But it doesn’t matter if you’re a homeowner, renter, buyer, seller, or an agent — if you love pictures of pooches, you’re gonna love these 9 real estate memes!
Lighter Side of Real Estate
DECEMBER 13, 2022
If you can’t start (or get through) a day of real estate without coffee, and you like jokes as much as your cup of Joe, then you’re in for a treat! The post 10 Real Estate Memes that Only Coffee-Loving Agents Can Appreciate appeared first on Lighter Side of Real Estate.
Broke Agent Media
JANUARY 21, 2023
Although this video is a critique, it could be spun positively to promote renovations or other real estate-themed improvements. Although this video is a critique, it could be spun positively to promote renovations or other real estate-themed improvements. This sound is a funny way to (jokingly) throw some shade.
Broke Agent Media
MAY 1, 2023
HOLIDAYS May 4th: Star Wars Day Share some Star Wars Memes/real estate memes. GET YOUR MAY CONTENT HERE You can also tie in some jokes about your open house and why you should bring your mom. I have no idea how you can relate this to real estate…maybe highlight houses with equestrian features? It’s already May.
Broke Agent Media
MAY 1, 2023
HOLIDAYS May 4th: Star Wars Day Share some Star Wars Memes/real estate memes. GET YOUR MAY CONTENT HERE You can also tie in some jokes about your open house and why you should bring your mom. I have no idea how you can relate this to real estate…maybe highlight houses with equestrian features? It’s already May.
Broke Agent Media
MARCH 4, 2023
There are a lot of times in real estate when agents are tested and pushed to their limits. Use this sound to joke about a time or situation (big or small) that almost made you give up real estate entirely.
Broke Agent Media
JANUARY 29, 2023
Welcome to this week’s selection of bad real estate pics straight from Instagram. #1— View this post on Instagram A post shared by Real Estate Fails (@badrealestatepics) #2— Only Fan So ugly and unnecessary. zillowgonewild) #4— Misleading Elevator What do you get when you cross a dad joke enthusiast with an architect?
Broke Agent Media
MAY 27, 2023
A great sound to joke about the seemingly endless amount of money spent during a real estate transaction. pushpresent #pregnant #marriage #humor ♬ original sound - entertainment #2— Creepin on the Come Up Amazing opportunity to joke about “luxury agents” or your own dry spells in business.
Housing Wire
MAY 6, 2022
The current jobless claims data is very low historically, as the hunt for labor and making sure to retain workers is a real issue for companies. Look at the jobs data and which sector added jobs in March: Construction jobs came in positively, but the real winner was manufacturing jobs.
Housing Wire
OCTOBER 1, 2021
It is hot, hot, hot here,” Clay Winder, a real estate agent for Keller Williams Westfield , said. In the spring and early summer of 2021, many of the real estate professionals that spoke to HousingWire said it was not uncommon to receive 20-30 offers on a property within a few days of it coming on the market.
Broke Agent Media
FEBRUARY 4, 2023
1—A Dream I’ve Had Since Lunch I could see agents using this sound to make fun of how many people have decided to get into real estate on a whim in the last couple of years. This trend is perfect to joke about those you walked away from. monirebolledo He’s supportive ??
Miller Samuel INC
NOVEMBER 17, 2023
Lisa Abramowicz pens a recap of her show’s morning guests covering inflation (which guides fed policy), which is really worth a read: Surveillance: Wall Street Exults ‘We’re Going to Win This Thing’ Wait for my complaint/joke at the end with Tom. The post Bloomberg TV – Yes.
Broke Agent Media
JANUARY 6, 2023
This sound is a great way to joke about a time you may have screwed up—or maybe highlight the reactions from your peers about an unconventional habit. . This one also serves as a reminder you probably need to make time for this this weekend if you’re living out of your car like any normal real estate agent. 2— Sure Thing.
Lighter Side of Real Estate
DECEMBER 16, 2021
And, what better way to be jolly than to joke around a little bit! Here are 14 of our favorite Christmas real estate memes we’ve created over the years to help you stay top of mind while entertaining your friends, family, and past clients. 1) Remembering to hide the elf is no joke! ‘Tis the season to be jolly!
Broke Agent Media
JANUARY 15, 2023
This funny audio could be a great way to joke about the lesser-known parts of the real estate grind. Is there a particular part of being an agent that keeps you up all night? This sound is for you: @elliekatt why do i do this #fyp ♬ original sound - lolgetfuccd. #2— 2— No, it’s not!
Realty Biz
OCTOBER 6, 2023
Memes are a fun and engaging way to connect with the real estate community and potential clients. For real estate, these memes often revolve around common industry quirks, experiences, or even just lighthearted jokes related to buying, selling, or owning properties. Why Use Real Estate Memes on Instagram?
Broke Agent Media
APRIL 1, 2023
This is a tough holiday to trendjack , but here are some ideas: Share a real estate fact that isn’t true, and then refute it. April 9th: Easter & April 16th: Orthodox Easter Last year the joke was that the real estate market was like one big Easter egg hunt, except there were no eggs. The NOSTALGIA is Real? #2—
Calculated Risk Real Estate
SEPTEMBER 8, 2023
Mortgage Debt as a Percent of GDP The second graph shows household real estate assets and mortgage debt as a percent of GDP. The value of real estate, as a percent of GDP, increased in Q2 - but is below the peak in Q2 2022 - and is well above the average of the last 30 years. Mortgage debt is up $2.15
Realty Biz
FEBRUARY 16, 2023
But that’s not the only thing this fantastic Missouri city has to brag about - it’s got one of the greatest real estate markets around. Here’s what you should know about the Kansas City real estate market! It’s enough to get any real estate agent worried about getting sacked in a sudden blitz.
Calculated Risk Real Estate
MARCH 7, 2024
Mortgage Debt as a Percent of GDP The second graph shows household real estate assets and mortgage debt as a percent of GDP. The value of real estate, as a percent of GDP, decreased in Q4 - and is below the peak in Q3 2022 - but is well above the average of the last 30 years. Mortgage debt is up $2.36
Lighter Side of Real Estate
FEBRUARY 8, 2022
Whether or not agents have an actual person to share the day with, all agents have a love affair with their real estate career (ok, maybe a “love-hate” relationship at times). 11) This knock, knock’s no joke…. The post 14 of the Best Real Estate Valentine Memes appeared first on Lighter Side of Real Estate.
Broke Agent Media
MARCH 27, 2023
45:22 What are you trying to get from this other than real estate business? 45:22 What are you trying to get from this other than real estate business? not subtle) 29:48 When you post a video and it doesn’t hit, what do the next couple days look like? Click here to watch the full episode. Click here to learn more.
Broke Agent Media
FEBRUARY 11, 2023
This sound is a subtle way to joke about something you hear too often from peers or clients. I know Real estate agents who have been in the biz for less than a year running CIRCLES around other agents who are 20+ years in. ?? You can’t always say exactly what’s in your head.
Kyle Handy
MAY 5, 2023
There are few things as disarming as good real estate jokes. Use these real estate jokes as ice breakers during conversations, in email signatures , or to expand your social media presence. These are the best real estate jokes you’ll find on the web. I’m a Not Real Estate Agent.
The Residential Specialist
MAY 7, 2024
Some agents just can’t quit the real estate business—and it’s not that uncommon By Luanne Mandeville, CRS I began retiring over 20 years ago. Looking back at my real estate career that began in 1981, I see a consistent theme: I love real estate. Actually, I retired and unretired four times.
Realtor.com
JUNE 15, 2021
The apparition’s real origin story is likely to have been related to the original homeowner, Thomas Finch , who died during an epidemic of influenza in 1908. We have joked about it and all, but it has been a pretty friendly experience the entire time, and it certainly hasn’t run us out.”. He didn’t buy any.
Realty Biz
OCTOBER 9, 2023
It can also include statistical facts, jokes, etc. For example: "But don't worry, it won't make any jokes that make you blush - unless you want it to!" Context: AI is often unable to understand real-world events and context changes. Fact-checking is an imperative.
The Residential Specialist
JULY 7, 2023
“We had our receptionist lines down, and we had to use them, or we would get in trouble,” she jokes. Tahlia Urbinati, CRS, REALTOR ® with MVP REALTY in Naples, Florida, says her CRS mother, Paula Angelopoulos Urbinati, provided her with a list of qualifying real estate questions to ask before she was allowed to hang up.
Housing Wire
JUNE 1, 2022
I always joked that these two people make up my personal board of directors. Strategy, to me, is putting real intent and listening and data behind how an organization prioritizes and focuses. Especially when you’re at a company like Realogy, where we are the largest player in residential real estate in the United States.
Broke Agent Media
FEBRUARY 1, 2023
The joke/meme is this: Groundhog Day repeats itself, and the protagonist, in this case Bill Murray, relives the same day over and over. Or you can trendjack this meme/concept about a pain point that keeps happening on a consistent basis in your real estate business. February 14th: Valentine’s Day.
Fancy Pants Homes
NOVEMBER 24, 2023
Netflix doesn’t joke around when it comes to holiday content. And is Lavania a Real Place? So we checked a few of the leading real estate platforms (Zillow, Redfin, Realtor.com, etc), which say it’s worth somewhere in between $4,500,000 and $5,500,000. See also: Where is the Castle from The Royal Treatment?
Realty Biz
MARCH 16, 2023
An insightful and dedicated Real Estate Educator, Marki’s drive to empower other professionals with the tools they need to grow their businesses is fueled by her passion for excellence and her commitment to serve. We recently sat down with Marki to discuss her real estate career past and present. ML: More technology.
Realtor.com
OCTOBER 19, 2021
No joke: The “Saturday Night Live” star Colin Jost is vacating his New York City apartment. appeared first on Real Estate News & Insights | realtor.com®. The charming West Village duplex is going for $2.5 The post ‘SNL’ Star Colin Jost Selling His NYC Apartment for $2.5M
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